Sarah Saltzberg - Pandemonium lyrics

MR. PANCH (spoken) Please spell telephone SPELLERS (spoken) What! Telephone? C'mon!, etc CHIP My oh my CHIP, OLIVE That word's so moronic LOGAINNE I could cry I want words as lame MR. PANCH (spoken) Mr. Coneybear LEAF Simplify I feel supersonic MR. PANCH (spoken) Spell hospital SPELLERS (spoken) Aw, c'mon! What?, etc MARCY That is why I despise this game LEAF (overlapping Marcy, spoken) H-o-s-p-i-t-a-l. Hospital MR. PANCH (spoken) That is correct. Mr. Tolentino: BOY SPELLERS Life is random and unfair Life is Pandemonium MR. PANCH (spoken) Staphylococcus CHIP (spoken) Awwww! SPELLERS That's the reason we despair CHIP Life is Pandemonium LEAF Life is Pandemonium CHIP Life is Pandemonium WILLIAM Life is Pandemonium MR. PANCH (spoken) Broccoli LEAF I knew that word OLIVE I knew that word WILLIAM I knew that word SPELLERS God damnit! CHIP It is such a calamity SPELLERS Where should we begin? The best spellers CHIP Don't necessarily win SPELLERS (overlapping Chip) Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium MARCY Set your sights I am on a mission MR. PANCH (spoken) Miss Park: Antediluvian LOGAINNE We have rights (spoken) We have rights! (sung) That's why we complain MR. PANCH (spoken) Mr. Barfee: Halitosis WILLIAM Damn life bites But I like competition MR. PANCH (spoken) Miss Ostrovsky: Schematic OLIVE In these lies Can you feel our pain? MR. PANCH (spoken) Somebody spell crayon SPELLERS (spoken) Crayon?! MITCH Life is random and unfair Life is Pandemonium SPELLERS That's the reason we despair CHIP Life is Pandemonium MITCH Life is Pandemonium CHIP Life is Pandemonium WILLAIM (spoken) Life is Pandemonium! MR. PANCH (spoken) Dinosaur CHIP I knew that word GIRL SPELLERS I knew that word CHIP I knew that word SPELLERS God damnit! It is such a calamity Where should we begin? The best spellers CHIP Don't necessarily win They don't win They don't win They don't win SPELLERS (overlapping Chip) Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium CHIP No they don't SPELLERS Life is random and unfair CHIP Life is Pandemonium Yes it is Oh yes it is SPELLERS (overlapping Chip) Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium Life is Pandemonium CHIP Yes it is! ALL Yeah!