Sam Bra** Knuckles - f** Woodpeckers lyrics

[Verse 1] What the heck? Woodpeckers are trying to peck my brains out Ow my neck Wait a sec Is this cause I hurt those birds? They deserve what they get, so get your pecker back Or get a double-decker to the head from my fist I'm getting pissed I should warn you, I missed my anger management cla** And I finished the last of my crazy pills You're gonna wish I took one this morning But I didn't so you risk getting f**ed up by crazy Yeah that's crazy, from mad meets crazy You looking scared now Maybe you've heard of me People say he's so insane he shot a lady for holding a crying baby Don't think I won't cut your wings off Just cause you got me outnumbered Ping Pong, what I play when I rip your beaks off Ding dong, that sound ring a bell? The screech the birds made when I sent them to hell And I sing songs full of words, dissing birds Cause they sh** turds Then they get hurt when I curse I go berserk on these jerks f** Peter Griffin, he said the bird is the word As soon as I heard, I jumped into the TV and murdered for sure I saw the woodpecker from Angry Birds on a little kid's shirt I shoved him into the dirt, set his shirt on fire Watch the bird burn My anger takes a turn for the worse It doesn't even take 5 minutes to write the next verse [Hook] I f**ing hate you, you goddamn woodpecker Drop dead I will shoot you in your goddamn head I will murder you, you goddamn woodpecker f** you I don't care who gets in my way, you will die [Verse 2] What kind of bird is so stupid he bangs his head into wood? I shot the rooster in the head so that I could sleep good But now I hear you on the side of my house Pecking away like it's food I'd smash your beak through my tree if I could You keep flying away, I got my Glock now from my hood Spare your life? I could Shoot you dead? I should Would he? He would Woody was better as a cowboy than a bird Reach for the sky Raise your wings high This ain't Toy Story this is real life: And this gun will end yours It'll make you die [Verse 3] This album was a lot of fun to create It's been years since I've been in the rap game Thanks for listening this far, remember my name One day you'll see me on TV when I get my fame Until then wait for my Mad N' Crazy at a later date That's the next album me and AR are gonna create In 2012, I hope it won't be late But for now these woodpeckers can be the source of my hate! [Hook] I f**ing hate you, you goddamn woodpecker Drop dead I will shoot you in your goddamn head I will murder you, you goddamn woodpecker f** you I don't care who gets in my way, you will die