Ringo Starr - Scouse The Mouse lyrics

Oh, thank you, ev'rybody, we're glad you've made the show ("Good evening.") We've got someone that we think you ought to know He's the greatest sensation from coast to coast For your directation, here's the mouse with the most It's Scouse The Mouse No ordinary, he's an extraordinary mouse It's Scouse The Mouse Bet you never seen a mouse like Scouse in your house. Hello, ev'rybody, have a listen to my song If it's not too short, I hope it's not too long I feel real cute in my brand new suit But I'd feel even better if you sang along 'Cause I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (He's the greatest!) No ordinary, I'm an extra ordinary mouse. (Yeah!) And I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (What a mouse!) I'll bet you've never seen a mouse like Scouse in your house Now I had a home in Liverpool But one day I knew what I had to do I escaped from my cage to be a star on the stage Now I'm happy as can be to sing my song for you 'Cause I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (He's terrific!) No ordinary, I'm an extra ordinary mouse. (Yeah!) And I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (Check that mouse!) Did you ever see a mouse like Scouse in your house? (Scouse The Mouse) Now, take it, boys! (ooh-ah) (Scouse The Mouse, ooh) So here's a little something that's sure to please If you're feeling sad and blue, well, I'm the mouse to see If you wanna have fun, it's easily done Just open up your mouth and sing my song with me 'Cause I'm Scouse, (ooh, ah) The Mouse (ooh, ah) No ordinary, I'm an extra ordinary mouse. And I'm Scouse, (ooh, ah) The Mouse (ooh ah) Did you ever see a mouse like Scouse in your house? Well I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (The one and only!) No ordinary, I'm an extra ordinary mouse. (Yeah!) And I'm Scouse, (that's Scouse) The Mouse (The Mouse!) I'll bet you've never seen a mouse like Scouse in your house (Yeah!) Yeah! ---- The audience cheered, Scouse had triumphed. With a mousely bow he handed the microphone to Molly Jolly.