R. Stevie Moore - Why Can't I Write a Hit lyrics

Working hard into the night Searching for a Melody that makes sense to the president of the record company When will he sign me? Why can't i write a hit Why can't i write a hit Why can't i compose Why can't i write a hit Why can't i write a hit Am i ineligible for the gold It's no use Here i play i'm desperate Searching for a Catchy lyric that'll spell dollar signs to the music chairman of the board at columbia Why can't i write a hit Why can't i write a hit Why can't i compose like those Why can't i write a hit Why can't i write a hit Am i ineligible for the gold Warner brothers R s overs M g m and h.p. music Modulate The songs are too weird As appears on Games and groceries Everything