Primus - Sathington Willoby lyrics

We are gathered here today In these majestic halls of old To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby There's a joke or two A pun or three I feel that must be told Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby Sathington Willoughby The legislator that penned us up a bill That banned the use of certain things Like this and that