Poon Patrol - The Uncomfortable To Listen To Song lyrics

A penis is a pretty okay size when it's flaccid How big is your penis when, when your penis is flaccid? Look at my penis, it's flaccid! (You've got a pretty nice dick there. I mean, um.) (For being flaccid, I mean.) [Hook] Let me see your flaccid penis I just want to lick(?) your pain(?) Let me ruffle through the (unintelligible) (Extended silence) One time my teacher made us run around the gym Had a black guy behind me. Kept my eye on him He ran up behind me and pulled off my shorts Everybody saw my dick. It was quiet on the courts I wasn't prepared to be judged, my penis was flaccid Is everyone laughing? My penis is flaccid. It's flaccid! I swear it gets bigger, I swear it does. It's flacid! I swear. I swear! [Hook x2] Once in junior high my teacher called me up to the board When I got up I didn't realise everybody could see my meat sword Didn't realise I got a bo*er in cla** so I tucked my dick between my a** Tried not to think about it and just pretend by dick was flaccid Ough! Everyone's staring at me. Why can't I be flaccid Stop looking at my dick. Stop! Stop looking at it! [Hook] Let me see your... [Hook (Distorted)] It's not funny It's not funny, everyone! ...making it worse. I hate you [Epilogue] Look, I don't really feel like we're on the same page with this Cause I want to focus on my education and this... I mean we have to do a lot of d** to come up with this sh** and it's just messing... I don't want do do this anymore. I just don't want to... (I think it's a good idea) No, it's just not a good long term, good thing And the screaming noises? That's not funny. You think that's funny? (High pitched grinding noise plays) Wh... what are you doing? (grinding) Stop. (grinding) Okay I get it I hate you (grinding, "you like that b**h?") Flaccid penis. (grinding)