Poon Patrol - Pepsi is Better Than Coke, f** You lyrics

[Intro] [MC p4k] Hey, uh, hey, man, what's your favorite soft drink? [John Pemberton] Uh, I like Coke, personally [MC p4k] Uh, Pepsi is better. Uh, let me, let me tell you why [Verse 1] You know what is not good? Coke is not good You should be drinking Pepsi like you know you should You know what won't make you fat? Pepsi won't make you fat You know what will make you fat? Coke will make you fat [Hook] Hey, I heard you like Coke f** you You don't know jack sh** about soft drinks like I do Hey, guys, I really like Coke That is a quote by Adolf Hitler Hitler was not a great guy [Verse 2] If you looked at the particles of Coke in a microscope You'd see Satan smoking a bloke And make you choke, n***a Coke will break into your house and k** your kids That's why you shouldn't feed Coke to kids (Yeah) Carbohydrates are bad and Pepsi doesn't have carbohydrates I can't think of anything to rhyme with carbohydrates It's too bad Jesus never got to see a Burger King But at least he got to eat a chicken wing [Hook x2] [MC p4k] Uh, so now what do you think, now, uh? [John Pemberton] Uh, I don't know, I still kind of like Coke [MC p4k] You, you like Coke? [John Pemberton] Yeah, I do b**h