Poon Patrol - Jokerman Font lyrics

[Intro] Are you tired of having no friends? Are you tired of everyone thinking you're fat and ugly? Are you tired of not being funny or attractive? Well we have the solution for you, just use Jokerman font! Everyone will love you, you'll get a lot of friends... with Jokerman font! ...you'll be attractive and won't be fat anymore because it'll starve you to d**h And you won't have to be bulimic like your b**h older sister [Hook] You can be a douche if that's what you want Sure, go ahead; don't use Jokerman font You can use Comic Sans if it's what you need But stay away from me. And my family I used to use Comic Sans and get ignored by the ladies Now I use Jokerman and drive a Mercedes Times New Roman? More like "s** my dick." Best font of all time: Jokerman's my pick The worst font of all time: Probably Cooper Black I'm not racist, it's just uber whack [Hook] Wingdings is the biggest chink font of the year The guy who thought of Wingdings must have been queer One day Wingdings came knocking at my door It gave d** to my kids and made my wife a who*e Suddenly, Jokerman came out of the blue "Hey Wingdings... f** you." [Hook x2] Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman 'eah [Outro] You are now cleansed of the sins of lesser fonts Does it feel better already? Thank you for listening, and remember: Jokerman is watching