Point Bee Multimedia - Grammar Nazi lyrics

[Verse 1] See I like a boy – cute and nice and tall But there's one problem (Guess what?) He couldn't spell right at all And I know that's not the end all – be all But it really kinda blows Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) And sometimes, it shows [Pre-Chorus] My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophes's on his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you Whenever you say “stuffs” (Stuffs!) ‘Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) [Chorus] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay), I just said that ‘cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me [Verse 2] You type “lose” with one o if you're losing your mind Two O's for describing bowel movements of any kind You see “your” and “you're” They're two, two different things, baby It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeah [Pre-Chorus] My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice Who couldn't put apostrophes's on his possessives And don't look at me when I look at you Whenever you say “stuffs” (Stuffs!) ‘Cause that's my cue (RETCH!) [Chorus] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay), I just said that ‘cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me [Solo] [Bridge] I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment You never say “Dogs barks” – you just say “bark” Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park Double negatives and all its relatives Don't sound no good if it ain't in a rap song I'm gonna break it down to you I hate it when you say “furnitures” When you mean “pieces of furniture” Let the plural be pluralized The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised It's TO to direct, TOO for “too much”, TWO is a number Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge THERE'S two baby cubs And THEIR momma lion And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day If you're debating "if I was” versus “If I were”, I say Who would you believe more? Bieber or Beyonce [Chorus] I'm not a nazi - I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay), I just said that ‘cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me I'm not a nazi - I just care about good grammar Hey paparazzi (okay), I just said that ‘cause it rhymed But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me