Playdough - #Cougarswag lyrics

[Intro] > Roy: Why don't you get on that? > Jim: She's not really my type > Kevin: Well, what is your type? > Jim: Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms…any type of mom, really > Roy: That's disgusting > Kevin: Stay away from my mom [Verse 1: Heath McNease] Ginko and roses She old as Moses And notice most of my yoga poses Most women like it, chauvinists fight it [?] the Stone Temple Pilot [?] dog down cowabunga Got her wondering, "If only I were younger" [?] the stone-cold stunner Warrior pose to summon the Boy Wonder I'm like, "Na-na-namaste" She like, "Ca-ca-can I stay?" I'm like, "Breathe from your core" She like, "Teach me some more" Yeah, sk**s and frolics Feels so real [?] [?] never feel demolished [?] sk**s are polished 'bout to give a back-room lesson Sun salute to that half-moon crescent Wax and wane 'til that tattoo stretches Hoover in the room, but no vacuum present [Hook] Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag [Verse 2: Playdough] She said that her neck hurt And she wanted me to stretch her Said she want a real tight body A real high hottie, you should try pilates By the way, did I say nice meeting you? I'm your instructor, lemme take a peek at you Turn around girl (there it is) peek a boo You need to live in them balls -- Pikachu Clinch your bu*t and since your stomach in You still got it girlfriend, if you wondering Turn the heat up high, let the fun begin Work it and s** it in, circle circumference She said she had a ton of kids Problem area? where the stomach is Underneath her fat roll where the muscle is Lookin' up, asking God where the justice is We gon' work it out [?] spine Hear that crackle? Was that yours or mine? Jack, Jill, Jonah Hill she was Superbad You know the daggone deal Cougar swag (Ah ah) [Hook] Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag [Verse 3: Both] [Heath McNease] I'm just sippin' on the camomile Can't figure how to hold the camera still She got dance in frame, Joe Camel's grill And breath like Fantana's Panther spilled [Playdough] Man, I called her my tigerlily daffodil She got a lifetime supply morning after pill Cause after all last night got way too dizzy You're mom's so old (How old is she!) [Heath McNease] She 'bout ten plus forty Calls me babe but she looks like Gordy See what those fake implants and skin tans will enhance Look at that [?] shorty She enjoys a cold hard 40 OE cause she OG naughty Super tan in the backyard party It's somebody mommy tryna put something on me (haha) [Hook] Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag [Verse 4: Both] [Playdough] She said her son need a newer dad Her computer ad said "Cougar Swag" [Heath McNease] She tried to put me in a Lex Lugor wrap Stronger than an ox, got cougar swag [Playdough] Had a Facebook photo, and you were tagged Caption said "#cougarswag" [Heath McNease] Role play in a Storm Trooper hat Disturbance in the force, got cougar swag [Hook] Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag Cougar swag, cougar swag Cougar swag, #cougarswag [Outro] > Kevin: Stay away from my mom > Jim: Too late, Kev