Playboy Manbaby - Ham Hammer lyrics

[Verse 1] I drive a stick shift, no wait I don't how to Oh lord I don't know how to I said I don't know how to Come in the back door, because I know my neighbor At least I get her paper, I mean I stole her paper Hey Mister be back later, I swear I'll be back later At least I get her paper, I mean I stole her paper I'm at the Quicktrip, I try to figure out I try to figure out who's been sneaking in my bathroom [Chorus] You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er [Verse 2] I'm on the 6th floor, I ride the elevator Well I could walk but hey you're Always tryin to make your, day a little harder But me I'm not a martyr, or an early starter No me, I'm not a martyr I'm on the 6th floor, I ride the elevator Well I could walk but hey you're Always tryin to make your, day a little harder But me I'm not a martyr, or an early starter [Chorus] You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er No I won't, no You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother f**er No I won't