Plastic Little - The Jump Off lyrics

[Intro]: [Plastic Little]: Anybody got any questions? [Nerd]: Aww yeah. What's the jump off? [PL]: What the f** you mean, "What's the jump off?" You see some sh** that's wild that's the jump off [Nerd]: What's 'whoa'? [PL]: A f**in' Corvette on the block, two elephants driving s**ing a dude's dick. Suicide doors [Verse One] A forty and a blunt, yep that's the jump off Shorty had a gun in her c*nt 'Bout to shoot at the front of the Chinese shop s**in' my co*k to some 2Pac, jump off Throwback, just like apartheid Or Atari, 2600 Christopher Columbus found it Y'all try to take it, before he came they were naked Now, it's, nothing but hip hop On the block in some brand new flip flops From JC Penny, Reginald Denny Make them b**hes say "ho"! [Verse Two] Yeah yeah, cop got shot in the his face, that's the jump off Get laid on your first date, that's the jump off I got free d** that I found on the rug I always look cute when I got no loot sh**, I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off Thirty story walking man, walking to Milwaukee and Hear me on that Walkie Talkie, n***a holla back If Wong got that crack well than n***a I'm that crack [Interlude] [PL] Alright you understand that sh** yet? [Nerd] No, you guys are just rapping so tell me what it is [PL] f** that rapping. Nah we laid that sh** down like a gla** carpet motherf**er [Nerd] HUH?!?! [Verse Three] I'm the human jump off, check my calf muscles They three percent helium You can't see them, I'm up in the ceiling And I'll burn up your night like great white did While I torch that sh** like Lisa Lopez All of y'all n***as is dead, dead With a dick in your mouth and your tongue pulled out f** on your belly and a booger down south [Singing] Wait in the water Wait in the water children Wait in the water I'm not going to trouble the water [Verse Four] Yo, I got a plan Stickin' these b**hes for they gold and they garments Shut up, your Gucci and your wallet Be quiet, I'm sorry your parka's a Starter I wanted your life or your daughter [Verse Five] It's that caviar ?? Soup souffle, creme brulee Nachos saute and a Chardonnay Aye, aye, aye, aye [Verse Six] Cozy on the first date, that's the jump off Got that new Bonnie Raitt, that's the jump off I just did E and I'm givin' n***as hugs I always look cute, but I've got no loot sh** I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off I'm the J.U., M.P.O. off I'm the mother f**ing jump off [Interlude] [PL] Alright that's it that's the jump off. Get that sh** yet? [Nerd] NO! Just tell me what it is [PL] Alright, check it like this. The jump off is when you go to candy store and get a free Tootsie Pop. That's the jump off [Nerd] Oh that's great! [PL] Alright your HIV test comes back positive [Nerd] Oh no [PL] But chill out. Upon further testing you find out that sh**'s negative. That's the jump off! [Nerd] That's great news! [PL] Your dad's in the Russian mafia. That's the jump off [Nerd] He can beat people up for me [PL] And your worst enemy's momma, gets k**ed by ninjas at Disney World! That's the jump off! [Nerd] I love the jump off! I hate Bobby! It's f**ing awesome! I love it. It's great! I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off. I'm the J.U.M.P.O. off [PL] Yeah, you got a little fire behind that sh** little playa. Yo hold up. Run them sneakers b**h [Nerd] Oh no. You tricked me