Pip Skid - No Other MC lyrics

[Pip Skid] You ain't got sh** to say and no one's hearing I'm a Canadian great like Leslie Nielsen Smuggle my Naked Gun onto the Airplane And all these halfwits thinking that rap is a fair game I share pain and some people relate f** these dumb sh** rappers, thinking that they so great Make heads inflate and keep it lucrative Gonna take a grip of cash for me to let your crew to live All these fruits got it easy but they lack the edge Lay around burning [?] Yeah what I said and got my homie's back But the other four arms in this track are wack You can't rap an office job is your best bet Your rhymes is the equivalent of jokes on West Jet Hold the mic like "Thanks Master P" "Ain't no other MC like me" - Biz Markie 'On And On' [Interlude: DJ Hunnicutt talking] Dude name checks Leslie Nielsen and Master P in the same verse. This sh**'s just getting weird now. Yo mcenroe, why don't you drop your verse? [mcenroe] I string together lines over drums that I chop And go for the doe like the bums and Ihop Rock a thousand shows and make dirty stages sick Which is why my resume is about 30 pages thick With degrees and companies, credits in production Decades of quality, benefits of gumption Creativity, always will I be Nuts to a s**er punk if he ain't feeling me Once you see me live no more you overlook me Call a 1-800 number have your promoter book me They call me CEO but that's a misnomer too Cause I'm the star player though I'm sitting in the owner's booth My work the kind of thing that you rarely doubt Good management wins titles, ask Jerry Krause Would you even sound as good without me finding effect? When you answer, bare in mind who's signing the check Get to remembering who might hit mute Take credit for a**embling this tight lipped troupe Got love for the crew known as the double B but "Ain't no other MC like me" [Interlude: DJ Hunnicutt talking] Yeah. Just in case you forgot, right mcenroe?