Pintandwefall - Zombie lyrics

If you don't believe me I can swear that every word is true I met this Zombie in a pub called "Trombi" And he told me his lifestory Neverminding his appearance (the customers had fleed to terrace) He started talking, made me nodding And I could do nothing but listen Because he was so odd, so hear me Zombie behave Howcome did you lose your babe Three times you have yourself betrayed She even has the same sized shoe Is this what you are oughtta do? He said that "The thing is that, I used to be an unshaped prat And I did really much enjoy Making people feel flat, oh boy! But once I met my little Janice, I lost my cool and went to panic She was a beautie and my duty Was to let her down, I would have made her frown I even ate my leg to proof it" Zombie behave Howcome did you eat your leg Three times you have yourself betrayed She even has the same sized shoe Is this what you are oughtta do?