Phat N - Fairytale lyrics

[Intro: Phat N] Do you like mushrooms? I do. That's why I set my whole life out looking for f**ing Smurfs. I'm going to find Papa Smurf, then I'm gonna f** that one Smurf, I don't know who it was, but it was a s**y a** Smurf I'm not even gonna lie. Dog, she about to Smurf me in the smurfing parking lot. This smurftastic. Check me [Verse 1: Phat N] I walk around a magical forest poppin' dopamines, lookin' for little blue people who whistle every time they find a f**in' blueberry I'm gonna laugh, I'mma find these things and grind 'em into a fine powder and snort 'em up While Jessica Alba's s**in' my nuts, with a palm full of Vaseline Smackin' old ladies in the head screamin' come help me (yo) I was trapped in a forest, who do I do?, she took me to the cops I walked up with three bears and a bowl of porridge, Dorothy, my dick I laughed, the bolts in my neck came loose Frankenstein told me, if I ever need a jump, come and hit him up Or a new spare part, anybody f**in' with you I'm gone, it's me, Phat N The King, I'm through [Interlude: Phat N] Yo check it, kids, it's not over yet, uh, yeah [Verse 2: Phat N] It's me, puff puff pa** Me and THC always here at last Flyin' on a blue carpet, magic the dragon Never f** around, everybody I'm startin' Hittin on the sh**, so dark spliffs Everybody knows I'm the blunt man kid Rollin up deep with a crew of 3 Doesn't matter, tryin' to f** with the incredible THC Throw up the gang sign, roll on your crew f** 'em up, f** all of you, including you s** my dick and lick the tip Don't forget to eat the frumunda cheese from under it I ain't done with it, so I'm gone fly away Everyone have a nice day, new track for ya, hey [Outro: Phat N] f**in f** co*ks, b**h a** motherf**ers. I'm a fat, white kid that knows how to spit. Mushrooms motherf**er,. I'm high as f**, eatin' mushrooms. I had about 70,000 caps, I'd probably be dead by now but it's ok. Yo, there's a f**in' mushroom in front of me, I'm gone. *laughs*