Peter Katis - Blank Slate lyrics

[Verse 1] I was home entertaining guests When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts Cause they wanted to travel the world I was home entertaining guests When I fell off the chair and cracked open my head Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts Cause they wanted to travel the world [Chorus 1] But I keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs for the grand finale I keep it upstairs Gonna be a blank slate Gonna wear a white cape But I keep it upstairs Gonna jump out of a cake With my heart on a string Keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs [Verse 2] I go out looking in parked cars For somebody famous to kidnap and love Beat off the army with a tennis racket I go out looking in parked cars For somebody famous to kidnap and love Beat off the army with a tennis racket That's my whole plan [Chorus 2] But I keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs for the grand finale I keep it upstairs Gonna be a blank slate Gonna wear a white cape But I keep it upstairs Gonna tackle young girls Off their beautiful bikes But I keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs [Bridge] Oh no, I thought I'd be by now My head is a buzzing three-star hotel Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no [Chorus 1] But I keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs for the grand finale I keep it upstairs Gonna be a blank slate Gonna wear a white cape But I keep it upstairs Gonna jump out of a cake With my heart on a string Keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs Keep it upstairs [Outro] Oh no, I thought I'd be by now My head is a buzzing three-star hotel Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No way that I thought I'd be by now My head is a buzzing three-star hotel Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no