Peter Combe - Down In The Bathroom lyrics

Down in the bathroom he looks so sad His friends say, ‘Aw come on cheer up, it's not that bad' You've had a good life you've had your day But now it's time to be thrown away How could they do this, do this to him? You don't put your friends in the rubbish bin He has his feelings, he has his pride It's enough to make you break down and cry CHORUS He's a really nice toothbrush (echo) Luverly toothbrush (echo) Hard working tooth brush (echo) Friendly old toothbrush (echo) So how can you possibly throw him away? I know he looks shaggy, I know he looks tired But he can still do the job, he doesn't need to be fired He'll brush off your plaque at the end of a day So please don't throw, don't throw him away CHORUS His bristles may be worn, his head may be scarred But you won't find another who will work quite so hard So throw away your toothpaste, try another brand But don't discard a friend, he just won't understand CHORUS (repeated)