Peter And The Test Tube Babies - Excuses lyrics

Someone spiked your drink, you were feeling sick before That curry we had earlier, I think that meat was raw Where were you last night ?, I thought you meant today You waited there for an hour and a half, I wasn't born yesterday Don't give me your excuses It was my long lost cousin, I was just saying goodbye Your phones been out of order, honestly, I really tried ! I caught it off a toilet seat, I mean I think its hereditary Well if you think I believe that sh**, you've got a small opinion of me