Perez Hilton - The Clap lyrics

Spring break there are no rules I'm gonna do it by the pool Get drunk, break of dawn This is how I get it on Rub some lotion on my back Ma**age it down into my crack Day is young and I am hung Spring Break is so much f**ing fun! But lemme tell you kids what my mom told me: When you love someone take it slow Don't let them rape your p**y hole 'Cause if he's not wrapped your a** is trapped Then you'll end up with the clap Gonorrhea! Smelly who*es on the shore Love to take it on all fours Dirty s*uts in the club Wanna get their coochies rubbed When you're back at Motel 6 Your cravin' must get its fix Gang-bangs, screams and moans p**no Stars are bad a** hoes But lemme tell you kids what Jesus says: When you love someone let it show Tell him you're a trashy hoe And if you gotta sling and that's your thing That's how your priest got the clap Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and scabies I don't care if you got crabs, I wanna have your babies! I'll be your dirty doctor and I'll nurse you when you're sick and when you're feeling better I am gonna milk your dick! Sperminate me! I'll be the next pregnant man You'll see us on Oprah and we'll live happily ever after and then she'll marry us and give us a free honeymoon to Hawaii 'Cause she's Oprah and that's what she does! But lemme tell you kids what Oprah says: When you love someone you will know He'll give your face that special glow But when his love grows stale, call up Gale 'Cause she doesn't have the clap Gonorrhea! Everyone follow along Let's go back to the start of the song Ready Mom? When you love someone take it slow Don't let them rape your p**y hole 'Cause if he's not wrapped your a** is trapped And you'll end up with the clap You got the clap yet? Everybody sing along! When you love someone take it slow Don't let them rape your p**y hole 'Cause if he's not wrapped your a** is trapped And you'll end up with the clap Two More Times! When you love someone take it slow Don't let them rape your p**y hole 'Cause if he's not wrapped your a** is trapped And you'll end up with the clap This is your last time to shine You can do it! When you love someone take it slow Don't let them rape your p**y hole 'Cause if he's not wrapped your a** is trapped And you'll end up with the clap Gonorrhea!