Penelope - Affidavit lyrics

I, Penelope, swear or affirm: 1.That I am Penelope the wife of Odysseus and queen of Ithaca, mother of Odysseus' son Telemachus. 2.That in Book 23 Odysseus returned home to continue to be my husband after 20 years away. That in Books 19-22 I realized that he was home,in disguise to pick the loyal and unloyals who lied before his home. 3.That during the time of the supposed crime I was in deep slumber in my bedroom. 4. I plead the fifth. Further affiant saith not. I SWEAR OR AFFIRM THAT THE ABOVE AND FOREGOING REPRESENTATIONS ARE TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY INFORMATION, KNOWLEDGE, AND BELIEF.