Pee Wee - Coming Up $hort lyrics

INTRO (b**h!) b**hes keep comin up $hort f**in with Too $hort, Too $hort (b**h!) Too $hort, Too $hort REPEAT Now f** around and get a five finger hand plant Straight across your face To make sure all you b**hes understand it That I'm a pimp-mack-player-a** n***a Not a gentleman Ain't gonna be no s**er-a** swindlin I know ya starving b**h what you gone eat? Just because I picked you up I guess you waitin on me It ain't goin be that, you shoulda ate or brought'cha a** a plate Cos on this date we just f**in till it's late I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour I'm only out to f** a b**h, f** tryin to charm her I treat a fine a** b**h like dirt No money in her purse, a f** is all it's worth Lookin hella good in the club like a ho b**h, you need to go find a n***a to buy some mo' drinks At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands While I be all in your face tryin to f** smilin Cos Short Dawg'll never cater to you hoes And if you ain't f**in I say "Later" to you hoes So if you b**hes gotta plot You better get gonna get shot f**in with Short Dawg b**hes keep comin up $hort f**in with Too $hort, Too $hort (b**h!) REPEAT b**hes be like rabbits wantin' diamonds and carats See my car, see my house, and they think I'm a sheriff I ain't never been a mark b**h, you too bossy Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me I tell a b**h real quick, I ain't no Tootsie Roll All you good fo' is some head and some p**y, ho! And if the p**y and the head tight, we f**in' twice Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice b**h jumped in the car, asks me where we goin? I'm Shorty the Pimp b**h, you goin hoin' f**ed in the car with my pants and my jacket on Raised up out the p**y, now I'm in the traffic Now p**y still wet, got my dick in her hand Lickin all around it, rollin through the flat lands Stickin' to my script, never p**y-whipped Seein' n***as with them b**hes I done tossed and pimped I use to break hoes for Scrilla when I was down now I'm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town b**hes Livin large for a night, turn back into pumpkins When I'm through f**in', b**hes leavin' with nothin' b**hes keep comin up $hort f**in with Too $hort, Too $hort (b**h!) Too-Too $hort, Too $hort(Hoes can't f** with me) (b**h!)Too $hort Now break it down to the beat one time! Ol' School. Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy I f** a different ho a day and leave rubbers in p**y b**hes keep lookin for some Too $hort acts Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust b**h might lose her mind if I raw-dick her Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer No more player, no Shorty the Pimp I get paid, give her the check and get forty percent All the homies talkin bad, head down, walkin sad Got the broad livin with me, baby sayin "Dad!" Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored, getting fat! Then my b**h turn into a rat I could try to mack again but the b**hes won't want me 'Cause I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky Short Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw All the rappers who was fake on the mic, got raw Ugly hoes playin hard-to-get, sold all my cars Now I ride the bus and sh** I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes, I sold it all Now I can't afford breakfast I lost everything I worked to be Never thought I'd be a trick, payin hoes to serve me sh**! Snap back came out of my dream sh** can really happen if you know what I mean? But f** a wife b*atch, stay away Don't wanna own a p**y, keep the babies on lay-away b**h thought I raw dicked, said it was mine She didn't know I f**ed her with a dil*o the whole time Star-struck b**h seein dollar signs, she think the wad is fine Playin games so I taught her mine Tryin to play a player, got caught in a trap Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap b**hes keep comin up $hort f**in with Too $hort, Too $hort (b**h!) REPEAT