Pee Shy - Little Dudes lyrics

Well I got some friends of mine and on Monday nights we pa** the time. One drinks beer and one drinks Gin We like the little boys and not the men. We keep our eyes open for the little dudes cuz they never try to tell us what to do. Well they look real cute in they baggy clothes some got some earring in their nose. Where are ya little dude? Dontcha know I'm in love with you? Well I ain't old enough to be your mom but you were 6 years old when I went to the prom. Where are ya little dude? Dontcha know I'm in love with you? Well you hardly have to shave around that smile please don't think I'm a pedophile. My beer-drinkin pal likes 'em kinda geeky tape on the gla**es and clean and squeaky. Well you know she rocks all the little dudes' worlds cuz she's a full grown woman lookin just like a girl. My other girlfriend got a mouthful of braces likes the white trash dudes at the greyhound races. She's a s**y momma got big dark eyes makes this one little dude just run and hide. Where are ya little dude? Dontcha know I'm in love with you? Well I ain't old enough to be your mom but you were 6 years old when I went to the prom. Where are ya little dude? Dontcha know I'm in love with you? Well you're makin me feel like a naughty lady thinkin 'bout Greg and Mrs. Brady. (Yeah...) I drove this little dude home one day he asked my age along the way. I said when you were born I was already ten I never saw that little dude again... (Never...) Where are ya little dude? Where are you little dude?