Paul Gordon - Mr Girl Hater lyrics

[Jerusha Abbott] I've been thinking about you a great deal Having someone take an interest in me after all these years Well I feel like I belong to somebody now A kind of family I feel like I belong to somebody now A guiding hand A soul who takes an interest in my welfare! A friend who takes an interest in my life! I feel like I belong to somebody now A kind of angel I feel like I belong to something more Than just a school But when I think of you I know so little I can only think of three things You're tall, you're rich, and you hate girls I guess I could call you Mr Girl Hater Mr Girl Hater But that's too insulting To me It would never do Or I could call you Dear Mr Rich Man Thanks, Mr Rich Man But that's too insulting To you And you might not be rich for that much longer! But I'm pretty sure you'll stay tall So I'll call you Dear Daddy Long Legs Old Daddy Long Legs I'll keep calling you I hope you don't mind Daddy Long Legs It's just a pet name We won't tell a soul, no! The bell sounds I must go Yours Jerusha Abbott Whose education is underwritten By a man I lovingly call Mr Hitching Post Clothes Pole Daddy Long Legs... Smith We have to do something about that name, Daddy!