Patty Larkin - At the Mall lyrics

It was a Saturday A lazy kind of Saturday Kind of a bore, kind of a snore Kind of Saturday I thought I'd bake a cake But then I remembered, I hate to bake Nothing but sports on the telly and I thought My heart would break But then it occurred to me In a moment of truth Suddenly I realized what I had to do I had to go to the Mall, the Mall For the blacktop, the parking spaces and all I had to go to the Mall, the Mall Where that ma** of humanity meets face to face Instant insanity show me the way To the Mall, the Mall It was a friend's birthday My very best friend's birthday Funny how old father time catches up with us In the same way I forgot to get a gift I think my mind had probably been adrift Oh all the sorrow I felt when I feared It would cause a rift But then it occurred to me In a moment of truth Suddenly I realized what I had to do I had to go to the Mall, the Mall For those tirnkets of junk and that ain't all I had to go to the Mall, the Mall "It's a combo snowblower, hair dryer, here's how it goes" "Do you have it in pink? I'll take two of those" At the Mall It was a rainy night A romantic kind of rainy night The kind of a night when you wish you had someone To hold you tight I went to a single's bar Then to another single's bar Nary a tingle, still I thought I'd hit one more Singles bar But then it occurred to me In a moment of truth Suddenly I realized what I had to do I had to go to the Mall, the Mall It's so easy to find romance at the Mall I had to go to the Mall, the Mall, Just stand in the door where they sell lingerie You're sure to find someone looking your way At the Mall, the Mall At the Mall, the Mall At the Mall, the Mall You'll find it all At the Mall