Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates lyrics

The hardest thing we'll ever have to do is separate our stuff now that we're through are you kidding me, the sham-wow set is mine it was a gift from my mother you just used it all the time the flat screens mine but the cables yours I've got the bedside tables you can have the drawers you say you're gonna use it but you never will I'll trade my apple TV for your foreman grill I know my obsession used to make you laugh but if you take my Will Smith autograph I'll lose my mind, I think we're both starting to find The hardest thing we'll ever have to do is separate our stuff now that we're through the Rachel Ray cookbook, Nintendo wii and the tivo still belong to me parting with your Dexter box set might be tough, come and get your stuff I'm guessing board game night will never be the same now that you took cranium and my Simpson's trivia game the macbook's yours but the harddrives mine like my original Yoda that was hard to find I'll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets and picture frames just be sure to leave a note on how I'm all to blame I know my obsession used to make you laugh but if you take my Oprah autograph I'll lose my f**ing mind, I think we're both starting to find your stuff's piled up in the hallway the Taylor Lautner poster's mine, but you can have it anyway so this is the last thing I needed to say don't take my shake weight Don't tough my Nintendo, it's time that you let go of my DVD's and I think that we both know that breaking up has never been this tough, come and get your stuff