Parokya Ni Edgar - Olops lyrics

You know there's Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall the least famous reindeer of all? Hey Olops, oohh Olops I have a little story about a not so famous reindeer He is Rudolph's younger cousin And they were born on that same year His name is little Olops, and he was jealous of his peer It was always Rudolph red-nosed, and Olops the other deer Now Olops hated Rudolph, cause he hated Rudolph's fame And he started treating Rudolph like a low-down dirty shame Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names And he never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games And so Rudolph said to Olops "Why you treating me this way?" Olops smiled and answered Rudolph "Cause I think you're freaking gay, and I hate your shiny nose." "And come the eve of Christmas day," "I'll make sure that you won't be there to pull out Santa's sleigh" But Olops did not know that Santa heard all that he said And this made Santa angry and he bonked on Olops head Then Santa pulled on Olops neck which filled Olops with dread Rudolph waved goodbye Then gave a smile And then he said "You're Dead! Hehe" No one's ever heard of, or has seen Olops again But they say Olops head hangs in a wall in Santa's den The moral of the story is "always be a friend" You would not want to end up like Olops did... Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names He never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games