Pansy Division - The Cocks**er Club lyrics

He´s thought about it for a long long time About being attracted to his own kind He´s ready to take those fantasies And make them into something real And finally do all the things He´s been dreaming of He´s joining the co*ks**er club To not have to pretend he was drunk When he seduced his roommate on his bunk He might be bi, he might be gay But he knows he´s finally ready to say Some of the things He´s constantly thinking of By joining the co*ks**er club So lick lick lick s** s** s** Unroll the condoms and f** f** f** Down on your knees, giving good head Do it on your parents´queen-size bed In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours Fantasizing about boys in the showers Billy was hung, rick was thick Daniel had a most upstanding dick But eric was the one with extra yardage to love By joining the co*ks** club So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp Do it though your jaws start to hurt The taste and feel of a dick that´s new Is a fun activity to pursue He´s thought about it for a long long time About being attracted to his own kind He´s finally facing what it means When another boy causes a lump in your jeans Taking the plunge Goin´down for love He´s joining the co*ks**er club He´s ready for the co*ks**er club He´s a member of the co*ks**er club