Pansy Division - Some Of My Best Friends lyrics

I can't believe you (Or I can't believe my ears)* Did I just hear you ask: What's up with all these queers You should watch your mouth This is not the south And - You never know who'll over hear Some of my best friends Are those guys who make you sick Some of my best friends Like to s** a little dick So what if they do Its not your point of view So - One of my best friends won't be you I may not be gay But I know this much is true I'd rather f** an a**hole Than be one just like you This is not a threat Or at least not yet You better watch your a** Around straight people too Some of my best friends Are those guys who make you sick Some of my best friends Like to s** a little dick So what if they do Its not your point of view So - One of my best friends won't be you [Guitar Break:] Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends Some of my best friends Some of my best best friends