Paleface - The Ultimate Jedi Mind Trick - Episode IV lyrics

Fear is the path to the Dark side Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Y'all answer the Empire's call loyal like Darth Maul Then fall out, stall out like an amphetamine user 'cos a beggar can't be a chooser 'cos youse a loser, like an Indiana Hoosier Facin' charges of being a wife abuser, wife beater, wife batterer, wife bruiser Straight pathetic like an Imperial cruiser Goin' against two Rebel Alliance X-wing fighters I got the touch of Midas, y'all go ahead and dig out Your lighters and wave 'em f**ers around like exciters Callin' all you graffiti writers, rap reciters, I call on the Force to guide us As a team like Kobe, I'm hiphop's last hope like Obi-Wan Kenobi Fear is the path to the Dark side Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads To suffering (and ask Yoda) Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads To suffering I go: "Do not underestimate the power of the Dark side!" Just like James Earl Jones, I got the skellies in the closet they'll Be rattlin' their bones like Emperor Palpatine He's got the transsubstantiation with the bread and the wine Whine, heavy, mechanized breathing like Darth Vader It's like you made a sound 'even the tiniest It's see you later! He'll decapitate your head with a lightsaber But when it comes to sentences Capital punishment is better than life - with hard labour Ask your neighbour, he'll tell you that a... Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Play Sabacc, my deck is set, my dice is loaded My rhyme is often scrambled, encrypted and coded Like R2D2 or Morse, I'm showin' no remorse Unmovable like a statue of a war hero mounted on a horse I play the Force like a game of polo Still lookin' for my Princess Leia like Han Solo I happen to know the mayor to the Cloud City Mr. Calrissian, Lando backstabbin' KC like Evan Dando My rhymes is fat like motherf**in' Marlon Brando I possess magic like Orlando, I hunt heads for props And not for bounty like Boba Fett It's six in the morning I'm not sober yet! You weak, a-triflin', straight feeble No talent whatsoever like Sy Snootles with the band of Max Rebo Entertaining the scum of the universe and Jabba You know it shows, you into crystal meth 'cos you blabber And talk and talk faster, and even faster, you lose all your power Like the blasters on the Millennium Falcon At the crucial moment, you was supposed to jump into hyperspace Keep snortin' that sh** and they'll diagnose you as a Diaper case Fear is the path to the Dark side Fear is the path to the Dark side (I wanna be your Jedi Knight) Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads To suffering (and ask Yoda) Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads To suffering