Municipal Waste - Big Trouble In Little China lyrics

For thousands of years David Lopan awaits To rid him a curse that will seal his own fate To capture a girl with eyes of jade A girl brave enough to embrace the blade A man fighting through the corridors of Lopan's lair Destroying ancient demons And k**ing sh** without the slightest fear He'll battle strange monsters And climb through the sewers Destroying all unholy ancient crime doers This girl's fate could lead so tragic Jack Burton vs. Chinese black magic Fights warriors with his sweat and blood Reflexes and a f**ing gun! Battles ancient soldiers Until they're all dead And tossed a sharp knife Through Lopan's head He'll rescue the girl Then he'll finish his quest And ride through the night On the pork chop express