Momus - So What? lyrics

So what you've got a big co*k So what you've got a big co*k That don't mean you are a nice person So what you've got a big co*k Good golly Miss Molly So what you've got a big co*k Must be great for masturbation So what you've got a big co*k Jeez Louise So what you've got a big co*k That don't mean that you have feelings That don't mean that life has meaning Sometimes I get so lonely I could shrivel on the vine And so I take the corkscrew and I uncork the wine The ashtray's overflowing, did I take all those quaaludes? And I'm spinning for the umpteenth time Mott the Hoople, All The Young Dudes It's early Friday evening and there's no-one I can call And everyone seems happy but I'm not happy at all Should I play a video game, should I take a walk Or should I unzip my fly? So what you've got a big co*k That don't mean that you belong now So what you've got a big co*k That don't mean that you are strong now So what you've got a big co*k Scream it from rooftop You've got a big co*k But in this world of over-population So what? Why don't you become a cop Clock the situations vacant That's not a real job, that's Mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- masturbation!