Momus - Never lyrics

I might be your babysitter I might be your funky clown Father Christmas in midsummer Tell you stories when you're down I might be your h*mos**ual Lay you down in Amsterdam Squirt you with my waterpistol All over Tinseltown In Vegas we're outrageous Dancing in my hologram In my hotel room we're famous Baby that's the masterplan d**h Valley I will rock you Tickle you with a crocodile rag And in disco 3D Make you smile cos that's my bag But one thing I'll never be, I'll Guarantee that's not my style I will never, pretty baby Be your funky pedophile I don't think you're just a minor I won't treat you like a kid A person is a person, good or bad, small or big I wanna be your extraterrestrial Sex-electric kissogram Funny uncle or headmaster Baby that's the masterplan Coca-Cola, marijuana Anything you want, just ask Tabloid papers, discoteca Polaroid photographs But one thing I guarantee for I am a decent man I'll never lose my moral compa** I've drawn the lines in the sand I might be your babysitter I might be your funky clown Father Christmas in midsummer Tell you stories when you're down But one thing I'll never be, I'll Guarantee that's not my style I will never, pretty baby Be your funky pedophile