Momus - Dracula lyrics

Kyoka: Dracula you are my lovely murderer, wherever you go I will follow you Dracula: Do not follow me, Kyoka, if you know what's good for you Kyoka: Dracula I want to feel your spooky crooked yellow teeth biting into me Dracula: My spooky crooked yellow teeth are blunted now, Kyoka, they will not set you free Kyoka: Dracula, I'm lying naked on your altar, please stab your dagger into me Dracula: If I do, Kyoka, then villagers with torches will hound me out of town Kyoka: Dracula, I am the kind of girl who does not take rejection lying down Kyoka: Dracula, I have a cousin in Kyoto, older and much skinnier than me Maybe she's your type, and if you'd like to bite her neck, I'll write a letter and see if she'd agree Dracula: That's very kind, Kyoka, but the time for biting necks is over now for me I'd rather lie here in my coffin, drinking coffee, doing nothing, or watching TV Kyoka: But Dracula what happens to ambitious girls, as frail and pale as flowers Who dream of nothing more than offering naked necks to vampires, and being s**ed for hours? Dracula: Other vampires walk the earth, Kyoka Not through Transylvania, not where you expect (Dracula the vampire, pah-pah-pah)