Momus - Pots lyrics

You could learn lots and lots By studying my pots I have got a lot to teach I am just like Bernard Leach My pots give lots of pleasure I'm a Living National Treasure Your pots bring a lot of pain Smash them all and start again Good pots, bad pots Pots are just like c*nts and co*ks Some of them are stinky pots Others attractive pots See the detail on my glaze You could stare for days and days You could stare till kingdom come You'd never guess the way it's done The honey trap, the sweet spot Making love's like making pots I make pots you'd want to f** You make pots that bring bad luck My pots give lots of pleasure I'm a Living National Treasure Your pots bring a lot of pain Smash them all and start again I'm not cruel, don't feel attacked You just haven't got the knack Go and blow up people's heads In a video game instead Your pots make me want to boke Take a sharpened stick and poke Out my eyes, despite the pain I'd never see your pots again You could learn lots and lots By studying my pots But you're too proud to admit That your pots are really sh** My pots give lots of pleasure I'm a Living National Treasure Your pots bring a lot of pain Smash them all and start again The honey trap, the sweet spot Making love's like making pots I make pots you'd want to f** You make pots that bring bad luck My pots give lots of pleasure I'm a Living National Treasure Your pots bring a lot of pain Smash them all and start again You make pots with lots of flaws That's okay, good pots have flaws But your pots' flaws are bad flaws My pots' flaws are better flaws Life is just like making pots Some have got it, some have not Can you ever make good pots? Can a leopard change its spots? You could learn lots and lots By studying my pots I have got a lot to teach I am just like Bernard Leach My pots give lots of pleasure I'm a Living National Treasure Your pots bring a lot of pain Smash them all and start again