Well they say to love, to cherish To honour and obey (But these days they never say "obey") I always think they ought to say "decay and rot away" Decay and rot away But I know on my wedding day What you are going to say: "Promise me you'll never wear the lipgloss, John Promise me you'll never wear the lipgloss!" Well I used to rock a dress At the shore Strut 'til my heels were sore f** the boys at the Carousel f** the boys at the Meat Hotel But I know on my wedding day What you are going to say: "Promise me you'll never wear the lipgloss, John Promise me you'll never wear the lipgloss!" Well I'll never wear the lipgloss while I am with you One b**h is enough, we don't need two And if I have to travesty I'll do it on the sly Decay and rot away And then you die Lipgloss, lipgloss John Put the lipgloss on