Momus - The New Pope lyrics

By some trick of the smoke Some quirk of the vote Some cosmic joke They made me the new pope Are we, as S. Zizek suggests, all turning into s**ual monsters? I put my question to a real monster, chomping on a rose A truly ban*l song: if you are beautiful, I love you (In the manner of Schubert) If you are nice, I'll befriend you If you need changing, amend you If you are beautiful, love you If you are s**y, I'll f** you If you are helpless I'll lend you a hand If you are powerful, accept your commands I am the wanderer Never at rest Asking myself where? where? The ghostly answer comes Your happiness lies there Where you are not