Momus - Disparition lyrics

Some may hate me, few escape me So completely You're whodunnit You're Houdini It's a small planet But you're no longer on it I really can't get my mind around it In the case of your disappearance I should be Sherlock Holmes But all I do is blunder round throwing up my hands I cry, I ask 'But why?' Like Watson, the buffoon Perhaps you're on the dark side of the moon? Disparition It's mysterious. I'm curious This disappearance has me baffled, stumped I'll never see you again. I'm f**ed I love you forever Have a happy d**h