Momus - British lyrics

Here in this postcard I want to tell you What I never could to your face Because I'm British, reserved I hope you're happy I hope that you are being served Sometimes I feel so British if you please So British if you please I'm turning Japanese Whoops tsk tsk dot dot dot... The weather's stormy Here in Osaka Stiff upper lip and all that kind of thing Note to self: do buck up I feel so strange here I feel so far away from everything I'm running out of space again So much to say I'm signing off now I hope you're chipper Toodle pip Do try to keep in touch Keep your dander up etc Sometimes I feel so British if you please So unreal I'm almost Japanese Whoops PS I forgot Do I miss you? Not a lot