Momus - Ass lyrics

Ass, recharging your phone Up on the stage, they've started Act One You're on the set, you're in the play What'll you do? As in a horrible dream you are alone No lines to say, you're in a play It's got to go on But nothing comes Ass! The prompter is there, under the stage Hissing at you, ruddy with rage You can't hear what he says He sounds like a snake! Ass! Make something up Really who cares, something about love Kittens or bears, gallons of gas Pull it out of your a** Ass! Where is your voice You utter a word, but there's no noise Everyone stares, you are a star So dead and so far Ass, for once in your life wouldn't you like To reach into your a**, deep in the crack Find a beautiful speech Everyone needs? Quick, open the crack Scrabble around, they'll give you a pa** Playing for time, it'll be fine Never again Ass! Make something up Really who cares, something about love Kittens or bears, gallons of gas Ass