Mindless Self Indulgence - I Hate Jimmy Page (LP version) lyrics

I'm just another little f*ggot with a problem f**in' around over someone else's hard-on I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ s**as can reach out and touch me and eat me I lick clit, I like it Lookin' for love in all the wrong places Black à la mode with the mummified faces Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ooh? I'm a bada**, tell me I'm a bada** I don't need you and I don't need a break Now if I wasn't here I'd be out getting laid Please, please, please play the whole damn song A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) I hate Jimmy Page (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) Kick us f*ggots off the stage (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) Bite the future and f** the past (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) My whole sh** will never last I hold the microphone with my bu*t now Who like that song 5 year old Pantyshot now? Yeah, yeah that could be a real big record 'Cause he got the bump with the molestation I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird And all those voices in my head have every right to be there I ain't a girl just 'cause I rock the boat I ain't a boy just 'cause I rock your world Bad boy don't you f** my dolly I'll kiss my a** with a motherf**ing smile on my face And I get real stupid and you, and you, and you can't stop me I'll show you how official midgets jack me off (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) I hate Jimmy Page (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) Kick us f*ggots off the stage (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) Bite the future and f** the past (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) My whole sh** will never last One day I'ma do the f**in' - ooh One day I'ma screw the f**in' - ooh No cheese below is gonna show you Who you is and there's no need to ask it He put this out his back and he won't break his sh** When you say that he's nothing; I said that he's nothing I make the laws; I be the lawmaker When you looks me upside down don't forget to f** yourself You're so wrong with yo' jive You don't know me why the hell you come to gimme dis? You so wrong with yo' jive now There are some things in life I don't like And this is what I just did So I took a big hit of 'who the f** gives a sh**' Yo not I - I am destined to die, now And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why, now Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh? (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) I hate Jimmy Page (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) Kick those f*ggots off the stage (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) f** the future and bite the past (Ya, ya, ya-ya-ya) My whole sh** will never last I'll show you how official midgets f** me up I'll show you how official midgets jack me off (Oh, baby, wit' the) I'll show you how official midgets jack me off I'll show you how official midgets jack me ah, ah, ah, ah