Memphis Slim - Jasper's Gal lyrics

Say, look-a-her man Do you know Jaspar's got a new gal in town? Sho' nuf man? Yeah man Well, tell me about her Now he's got a girl, she's shaped like a hog Her voice reminds me of an old bull dog Her hair looks just like a chinchilla coat You get close up on her, she smells just like a goat You know she's smellin' Got B.O. all the time And she thinks soap and water Is a doggone crime Now her ears are so long, her nose is flat Her head's so big, she can't wear no hat Now her jaws are swollen and she's got one eye She looks like a wreck that happened last July She's a ugly Got B.O. all the time And she thinks soap and water Is a doggone crime Now she must-a been her mother, only child She should be a gorilla because she sure is wild Got ways like a monkey and sly as a fox She should be in a chain gang, breakin' up rocks Because she's ugly Got B.O. all the time And she thinks soap and water Is a doggone crime Now she got legs like a needle, she ain't got no chin She's a beautiful woman for the shape she's in Her feet look like swings way out on a limb That's why her mother put her off on him Because she bo-gish She's got B.O. all the time And she thinks soap and water Is a doggone crime