Maiden Voyage - Rumor Has It lyrics

[Fu-tawn] Hi, I'm Shawn. And rumor has it that I forgot how to rap Soo let me take a second to set the record straight I'm about to bust y'all b**hes-watch out now I've been a ba*tard since the day I was born I popped my head outside the womb and boom I was on the floor I circumcised myself with an x-acto knife and then strangled the f**in' doctor my hands gripped tight But it might be second most frightening thing of all Cuz the worst thing to versing is I spit at a foot tall And if you don't recall I used to be that whack kid, in the back of the cla** with some acid and straight blasting I was bullied by those f*ggoty actors with that swag sh** Easy to see that my svees would work magic Radically radicating the haters from ever stating that "Shawn's a f**ing f*ggot with no swag"-its devastating We travel with the lowest, we flawed with the flood where the bacterial organisms welling in the mud Yo the blood runs red, virgin d**h, virgin sickness Living among parasites, pipes and syringes Glimpses- down to the pore of the snake sh** I've got that... -------------- You've got the sickness, this is something extraordinary And I be like "I should probably warn you bro, this might get scary" I drudge through the sludge and I rhyme through the grime I spit through the grit and I slide through the slime Unwind, unwound, unraveled out past the present I'm present with reasons why these peasants are so prevalent Yo I spit sick sh** no flu shot can drop me, anthrax to tampax That pays me for a copy Call me straight face Shawn- no frowns and no smiles, my face stays plain, engraved in your brain files On the musical level I'm the treble clef devil My music stands up like sixes I f** mental But when I feel neglected, disrespected, rejected my thoughts of suicide go to the top of the check list But check this I'm looking for the next best exit Gotta find my way out before I drop these hexes On my way up to the rooftop I do no knock I kick in that f**ing door and hop that two block drop And now I'm back in that same place I started before Straightjacket, padded room, bed bolted to the floor And therefore I'm psycho, psychotic maniac, narcoleptic arsonist they call me the brainiac Yo------ I'm still working on the rest