Loretta Lynn - Mrs. Leroy Brown lyrics

I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town And I'm almost drunk from the drinks That I've turned down Well, you told me you'd be happy Bouncin' babies on your knee While I sit at home alone And I've been bouncin three Yeah, and I'm tired of it too [Chorus:] I'm gonna call myself a long pick limousine Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen There's a big bar in the corner, and a TV on the side This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar Take it on back to the big ol' blonde That thinks she's a movie star I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail I'm gonna sling her around and around When she wakes up she'll know she met up With Mad Mrs. Leroy Brown Well the smokes so dog gone thick You could cut it with a knife And the music so loud You can hear the same line twice Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo I just drawed all your money outta the bank today Honey, you don't have no mo' [Chorus]