Lord Diamonds - Hulk Hogan Cologne lyrics

[Intro: Lord Diamonds] Yes You are now tuned in and listening to Use Your Illusion III radio And I'm your host with more effervescent vapors than a ghost Lord sapphire with a ruby encrusted crystal on a pearl Diamonds So now that we're all acquainted, why don't you take this time to just sit back and relax As I start you off to listen to the sweet, sweet sounds of the smoothest Michael, Rushden [Verse: Michael Rushden] Cough, cough It was Laguna Beach in the summer time of 93 The waves were crashin' higher ever than your eye could see Forget the city this is where I am supposed to be The surfin' big kahuna Michael Rushden that's me The surfin' big kahuna Michael Rushden that's me My life is free, and it's always gonna have to be 'Til that one day when I took a stroll to muscle beach Chip & Pepper T on couple flexes and she noticed me Just like Rocco Siffredi, Michael was ready Michael was ready [Chorus: Lord Diamonds] Hulk Hogan Colooooooogne Just one spray and she'll bring ya home Just one spray and your gone Hulk Hogan Colooooooogne Just one spray and she'll bring ya home Just one spray and your gone Hulk Hogan Colooooooogne Woo She liked the smell of Hulk Hogan She liked the smell of Hulk Hogan She liked the smell of Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan Cologne