Less Than Jake - Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker lyrics

Well, I'm happy to report my long-standing last resort Ended by just stopping short of me burning like a torch Step off, stand back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match And all my fingers crossed behind my back Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse And I'm gonna make the evening news Well, I'm busy making plans with a flare gun in my hand Kerosene soaked through my pants, the last words of my last stand Step off, step back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match And all my fingers crossed behind my back Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse And I'm gonna make the evening news I'm gonna make the evening news Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse Give me some breathing room, I'm on fire, it's all ending soon And I'm gonna make the evening news Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news