Kellie Pickler - Rocks Instead of Rice lyrics

Long, white limousine pulls up to a church A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway And I don't care if I'm crashing theirbig day Well, it might not be too christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks If the thre of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair And I'd kick that liying sack of shoulda-kown-better in the you-know-where Well, it might not be too christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice Well, the vows that they just said Sounded sweet and sincere Pace your bets My money's on less than a year Well, it might not be too christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice