Thank you for going back in time And thwarting my a**a**in And while we're laughing about it I know you didn't really do that This was a test and you failed Before I fire I should inform you One of us is a double I took the trouble to swap time Somebody taps you on the shoulder You don't know who is your friend Let's just all take a deep breath And slowly lower our weapons to the floor [Chorus] I am alone In the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door I am alone In the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door Everyone take off your disguises I see you and your brother Dressed as each other this time So now it appears the double-crossers Have been too clever by half The fox has been Outfoxed again The row of smug expressions all arrayed around are wiped away, so Let's all just take a deep breath And slowly lower our weapons to the floor [Chorus] I am alone In the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door I am alone In the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door I'm by myself In the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door