John Kay - Twisted lyrics

At six A.M. this morning, oh the man knocked at my door I screamed in his ear, ‽I'm not the guy you're looking for” But got taken, I got taken just the same When it comes to getting sleep at night Oh, I just can't seem to win I went down to the zoo, where I thought I might hide There I met a friendly grizzly bear, who took me for a ride And I got mangled, oh I got pushed all out of shape When it comes to being sociable Oh, I just can't seem to win While climbing up Mount Everest, to get away from all the noise I slipped on a banana peel and almost got destroyed And I was worried all the way down to the ground When it comes to holding safety nets Nobody seems to be around When I put myself together, I found that it was best If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest Because I'm twisted, yeah but that's the bag I'm in When it comes to being normal Oh, I just can't seem to win