John Fewell - Toothpick Spliffs (remix) lyrics

I don't smoke blunts Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I hock a loogie, spit it out then hit the hoochies I'm on bud like Hux. comma Rudy It's my duty to get loopy on the Buddha like it's booty I smoke fields I cold co*k crops I smoke peels smoke Robe cough drops I smoke if it's green I smoke Monopoly homes It spices up my life when the monotony drones I smoke bags, smoke bails, smoke 'till I see trails Only time I put it down Is when I see a female Just a minor detail that'll usually pa** I'll hit that a**, hit that gla** packed tight with the gra** I smoke Greedo I smoke Kermit I smoke the weed 'Til it makes me vermit I vote third party That's code for get high Now come on pa** the Yoshi To the left hand side Smokey doesn't like me Cause I burn up his trees I smoke more sesame seeds than I was Mayor McCheese I'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief Pa** the marijuana Hit it, hold in, release Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly f**ed up like it's whisky and I'm f**in' punkabilly f** Tennessee, I'm Chumley getting chilly Mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, f** a philly I'll scrape your bong steal roaches from your ashtray I'll rent nice dreams I'll rent Half Baked I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes because they taste great Only leads to cat nap doesn't lead to date rape Light the incense turn on the black light Steady stressin' let's get stoned like stalactites Break it out, break it up Pack it the bag pipes I hit that apple And I ended up at Applebee's Went to Wendy's, went to Denny's, went to Mickey D's I went to Crystal, went to Castle, went where I pleased Ate more meat and cheese than Mr. Dom Deluise I slept all day and I got nothing accomplished Just being honest I get paranoid and nauseous I get obnoxious It's not comin' at a constant It's a pipe not a pulpit, pa** it on Or get accosted Call me Dirty D 'cause the question's what the dilly f**ed up like it's whisky and I'm f**in' punkabilly f** Tennessee, I'm Chumley getting chilly Mc chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, f** a philly