Arthur and Alice played shuffleboard Down in Denington today Then they packed the best picnic they could afford And drove down by old Tampa Bay Forty-nine years on a**embly lines Way back up Michigan way Now they're in a trailer, ain't far of the pines Arthur and Alice are doin' OK Arthur and Alice make love every night Love in their own special way Sometimes by just holding each other tight Hoarding dreams of yesterday But then sometimes they still love a good storm Just like on their wedding day Way down where even the winters are warm Arthur and Alice are doin' OK Arthur and Alice have seven grand kids In Ann Arbor and in LA They'll come to visit, last winter they did A Busch Gardens Disney World day Poor Arthur, he's got a bad heart and she's nearly blind At least that's what doctors say But his heart's full of love and she reads his mind Arthur and Alice, Arthur and Alice are doin' OK